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(via unclefather)
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(via bled)
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we all talk about piss
sorry I didn’t finish this post because Tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and iwas laughing to hard to remember what i was going to say
(via thewildykills)
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do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal
in america is everyone ignorant
it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast
(via thebootydiaries)
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
(via humorstar)
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he’s licking his lips…
he’s checking it twice…
Five minutes left, on his microwave rice
(via civilwhore)
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